iPod Touch – Does More Than Just Play Music

The iPod touch 32GB is the revolutionary new offering from cool product brand iPod – and quite possibly finest yet…so Just For The Lads will take a closer look at it. It has a touch screen interface and the same panoramic screen that is seen on the iPhone, not to mention a WiFi Internet connection. Basically, the iPod touch 32GB is equipped with a revolutionary “multi-touch” interface that puts all your music and video files right at the end of your fingertips – hence the name ipod Touch – Doh!!!, just thought i would mention it anyway. The iPod touch 32GB also has WiFi connectivity so you can instantly access Google and Yahoo Search engines and the millions of free videos available to you on YouTube – making this much more than a just a portable music device.

The iPod Touch is incredibley stylish and slim at just 8mm thick, and the design is something we have come to expect from iPod . The iPod touch 32GB is fixed with a superb 3.5″ panoramic viewing screen that is perfect for watching films or TV programmes. It is also equipped with an accelerometer that recognises the player’s orientation in space. When the iPod is in music mode, the Cover Flow function automatically displays album covers so you can without fuss quickly seran through your media libary.

The iPod touch 32GB also has a built-in low-light sensor that adjusts the brightness of the screen according to the environment, you are in. The iPod touch 32GB offers up to 22 hours of music playback and up to 5 hours in the video mode, as well as 5 new applications, which give users direct access to e-mails, maps, weather forecasts, notes and stock exhange information. The iPod touch 32GB is certainly going to revolutionise the world of audio/visual players. Gone are the days when you just looked flash with your iPod – with this baby you will really look the dog’s bollocks.

Compare Online iPod Touch 32GB Prices

Pixmania £287.80

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Pixmania £239

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Only Fools and Horses Famous Trigger Quotes

Trigger is one of Only Fools and Horses most loved characters, over the years he filled the screen with many famous gaffes and words of erm…wisdom!! He whole heartedly believes Rodney is called “Dave” and no one has bothered to set him straight. A roadsweeper by trade Trigger has one qualification – a Grade 3 Cycling Proficiency Diploma – and is rarely seen without his beloved donkey jacket. Why ‘Trigger’? According to Del it’s because he ‘looks like an ‘orse!’ Here we have listed some of Trigger’s all time famous quotes from this classic British Sitcom. Oh yeah, just for the record everyone knew him as Trigger in the series - but his real name was actually Colin Ball.

Taken from the Only Fools and Horses Christmas Special ”If They Could See Us Now” (2001) Trigger, Denzil and Co. attend Del and Rodney’s bankruptcy court case.

Trigger “When I go in there, I’ll just say I hear voices.”
Denzil “Trigger, you’re not a character witness.”
Trigger “I know. But I still hear voices!” 
 

Taken from the Only Fools and Horses Christmas Special “If They Could See Us Now” (2001). Trigger is at the Trotter flat, Rodney is listening to classical music and Del walks in.

Trigger Ain’t there any words to this, Dave?
Rodney Words? No… no words. Sorta instrumental.
Del What’s this?!
Trigger It’s Mozart’s Concerto in D Major. It’s the karaoke version.

Taken from Three Men, A Woman And A Baby (1991) Mike and Trigger are in The Nag’s Head taking bets on the name of Del and Raquel’s unborn baby.

Mike So?
Trigger What?
Mike What name have they decided on?
Trigger If it’s a girl they’re calling her Sigourney after an actress, and if it’s a boy they’re naming him Rodney after Dave.

Taken from The Class of ’62 (1991) Del, Rodney, Denzil, Boycie and Mike are all upstairs in The Nag’s Head wondering who organised the school reunion when Trigger walks in.

Del, Boycie and Denzil Trigger!
Trigger Alright.
Del Wait a minute. Maybe Trigger organised this!
Boycie Oh turn it up, Del Boy. Trigger couldn’t organise a prayer in a mosque.
Trigger I got lost on me way here.
Denzil How could you get lost? You’ve been coming to this pub since you were 16!
Trigger No I found the pub alright. I meant I couldn’t find this room. (To Mike) I’ve been in your dance hall for the last hour.
Mike But all the lights are out!
Trigger I know.
Boycie You’ve been standing in the dark for an hour?
Trigger Yeah I thought we were all gonna jump out and surprise someone.
Mike But there was no one else in there.
Trigger But I didn’t know that, did I? The lights were out. How you going, Dave?

Jimmy Carr Jokes and Quotes

Jimmy Carr may look like a funny looking alien, but he is actually a funny so if he is a alien i don’t hold that against as he make me piss myself. Here are some of jimmy Carr’s best jokes & quotes.

I worry about my nan. If she’s alone and falls, does she make a noise? I’m joking, she’s dead.

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they’re not a “proper” present. “Happy birthday, mum!”

I say no to gay marriage. It’ll end up leading to gay divorce, and that’ll be bitchy.

I’m not being condescending, I’m too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn’t understand.

I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read “Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to “fetch water”. And I couldn’t help thinking, she should move.

I did a gig in the US once for the homeless. I said “It’s nice to see so many bums on seats”.

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it.

I’m not worried about the Third World War. That’s the Third World’s Problem.

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I’m wrong, but that’s a pizza.

There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me “oh don’t worry, it happens to a lot of guys”. Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it’s happening to more than one of us, don’t you think it could be YOUR fault?

Theres been a lot of talk about genetic engineering I was wondering, is it wrong to breed piglets specifically for the purposes of weaning paedophiles off babies, only I’m thinking of starting a company called “They’ll squeal, but not to the cops”.

Boxers don’t have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don’t fancy each other.

I’d like to leave you ladies and gentlemen with this frightening fact: I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but if you took all the money that we in the West spend on food in one week, you could feed the Third World for one year. I’m not sure about you people, but I think we’re being overcharged on groceries.

My father always used to say, “What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger,” – ’til the accident.

No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea… you never get that tea.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol(TM).

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called ‘Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking’. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian…

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said “Alright, fatty.”

My girlfriend sat me down the other day for a chat. I say ‘chat’, it was her talking at me for six hours. I didn’t realise that when men say they’re ‘spoken for’ that’s actually what they mean. She said “Jimmy, our relationship is at a crossroads. Down one road is struggle and hardship, but eventually, happiness. The other, well, that’s a dead end.” So I replied, “That’s not a crossroads, that’s a T-Junction”.

Throwing acid is wrong, in some people’s eyes.

A big girl once came up to me after a show and said “I think you’re fatist.” I said “No, no. I think you’re fattest.”

When someone close to you dies, move seats.

I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow… children. That can’t be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can’t read it.

Watching The Best of British Fight in America

Just in the process of arranging my trip to America to watch the boxing – both the Calzaghe v Jones Jr and the Hatton v Mallinaggi fight. It’s worked out pretty well for me that Super Joe had his little hand injury. It now means i have the chance to take in both fights as they are only two weeks apart. Looking at flying to New York on the 6th of November – hopefully witnessing Calzaghe giving another has been American a thumbing then working my way across to Vegas to see The Hitman take on the idiot that had to have his dread lock cut out during his last fight because they were getting in his eye – haha..in the words of Del Boy “What a 42 carat plonker you really are”.